Pokemon

A person of asian decent.

"That damn pokemon ripped me off!"

by anderz May 23, 2008

pokemon

pokemon is a pretty cool guy eh catch pikachu and doesnt afraid of anything

guy 1: yo nigga u wana play some pokemon and catch some pokemen
guy 2: lol k
guy 3: yo niggaz up for a threesome?

by wat do i write heer November 13, 2009

pokemon

a virtual world where 3-feet-tall creature thingys jump from out of nowhere. the thingys are also called pokemon. usually 6 to 8 year olds get infected with the pokemon disease, but not always. it wears off at age 9 or 10 or so. can be played on multiple controllers.

made by nintendo.

Ralph: i just got this new game for my DSi

Jonathan: whats it like?

Ralph: every few times i walk in some grass, an ugly thingy pops up out of nowhere! you don't even see it on the screen! its called like pacmutts or something.

Jonathan: oh you mean pokemon.

Ralph: yep that's it

by madthunderpie August 1, 2012

pokemon

1.Pocket monsters, a anime show/game/movie/merchandise that started in japan quickly spreading to america.
2. topic that will quickly bring the HP chat room to arguing about who has the better pokemon avatar and who called it first.
3. GHEY!!1

andrewski : and btw, haunter was the best ghost ever
LlamaKing_ : fuck no
LlamaKing_ : gengar > haunter
andrewski : fuck yes
NewbPal : ghastly is teh c00lest!!!
andrewski : haunter>gengar

by Gyver February 1, 2005

Pokemon

A show where children around the world waste their lives watching animated kids trap innocent, mutated, magical animals in balls the size of their fist. Many of the kids in Japan experienced seizures when watching an episode with thousands of bright red and blue flashing strobe lights causing many with brain damage and some in the hospital.

Pokemon: An immortal kid catches innocent creatures and fights them

by Ash is immortal November 9, 2015

Pokemon

Pokemon is a game that was made in 1981, it is still going strong with 18 planned remakes.

You: Pokemon is a bad game...
Me: OMFG IGN RATED POKEMON HEARTGOLD 8/10!!! ROBLOX IS ONLY 7.5/10!!!

by Cjreeve404 June 1, 2018

Pokemon

A videogame/Television Series/Movie Series/Trading Card Game/Cash Cow for Nintendo, in which young people feel compelled to go around and beaat up the little creatures, called "Pokemon," and then capture them to be used in later beatings.

Yo, Let's go play Pokemon!

by Matt The Man November 6, 2007