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Myspace Picture

A myspace picture is taken in one's room while one is looking at something uninteresting and unknown to the viewer, for the purpose of posting on myspace. These pictures are taken by one's self and often only include half of the face, the bangs, an eyeball, etc.
People who take Myspace Pictures are really cool. I wish I could take a Myspace Picture like that, but I can never get the camera angle right.
Myspace Picture by Ladle Adle November 15, 2005
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bitchure-picture 

A picture made by a hack who uses Snapchat Filters And Photoshop to hide their insecurities, Usually spamming emojis. Filters, And always wearing clothing that is relevant at the time.
Hmm, That Looks Like A bitchure-picture

Old Time Picture Show

This is when you tie someone to a chair and force them to watch videos of you jacking off in other peoples faces while you jack off on their face and film it for future use.
I have a feeling Aaron will love the old time picture show tonight and give it two thumbs up.
Old Time Picture Show by Fingerlove November 26, 2010

nigger picture show 

A ridiculous display of bling, tint, pimped out cars or other such things.
That tinted out ride she drives is such a nigger picture show.

The Picture 

A very good and popular ace magazine read by every deicent red blooded male in Australia. If you dont read it then you can fuck off.
Im off to the shop to buy this weeks The Picture magazine
The Picture by icecream February 18, 2007

shake it like a Polaroid picture 

Comes from the song Hey Ya! by a group called Outkast intoning women to shake it out on the dance floor. Refers back to when people used to wave around or fan their instant photos in order to dry them. The popularity of this song/phrase caused the Polaroid company to put out a press release warning people NOT to shake today's Polaroids because it would ruin them.
She knew how to attract men: she would get out on the dance floor and shake it like a Polaroid picture!

cropile picture

an awkwardly cropped picture to use as profile picture in facebook etc. generally it's obvious that there's somebody else near the person
You see Jane's new cropile picture? it's like half of her is gone..
cropile picture by TheKarafakioglu December 1, 2010