petting

actually every kind of intercourse between a male and a female except sex

we're in the petting-phase for 2months. hope next week she lets me fuck her.

by strawberry_addict June 7, 2007

Pexting

Sending a page and a text simultaneously

The ER department has implemented pexting so now In an emergency I get the message on my pager and several hours or even a day later I recive the message on my cell phone.

by Sigfried January 9, 2015

Strategic Posting

The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc

Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!

Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.

Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!

Girl 2: You know it!

by Ladymikmaq June 15, 2011

Drunk Posting

Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.

I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.

by The Talking Brony December 10, 2015

Cuban Petting Zoo

2 Gay men cover themselves in honey, then roll around in feathers. Then 1 man jacks off into his hand, and feeds the semen to the other man.

I experienced my first Cuban Petting Zoo at my 5th Birthday Party!

by Tito Fernandez June 28, 2011

Pexting

When your puppy has to communicate with other dogs through pee/ texting.

I tried to hurry Lily up, but she's like a teenager with her Pexting. dogs texting

by Wildflower95694 October 13, 2016

Penting

Pen Painting.

Painting with a pen.

Michael makes the best pentings.
Penting is very fun!

by Ethu December 20, 2017