Pretty Good

Not so good, around 80% complete of a good thing or a person

ash: how is your old ps2?
Me: it's still pretty good

by AsianSAGE October 16, 2014

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ugly bitch trying to look pretty

Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.

You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.

Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*

by IluvB123 March 3, 2005

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Petty Bitch

Someone who conspires with people alike them to harm other people, or to create malicious content to harm another individual or group. Usually they're also in denial, claiming they're "above that, and the drama", or they play the victim, even though they're clearly attempting to hurt others. They never let a situation die unless they get the last word, and they feel the need to prove themselves to their social group and other social groups associated with their lives. Then, when they get cornered or their plan backfires, they usually try to get the authorities involved, claiming innocence and whatnot. They also abuse the words "Whore", and "Slut" very often.

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Petty Bitch D : Hey, let's make a hate page because that girl's into Lady Gaga and likes crosses!
Petty Bitch H : Yeah, she is so lame! What a bitch. Afterwards, we can spread it around!

by Buttflowerrocket October 17, 2012

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pretty

Polite way of saying someone is "beautiful,gorgeous,lovely fantastic,hot,sexy"

Someone who looks facially stunning up close.

Dude, that new girl you met, she's got such a pretty face!

by snowflakels373737 December 30, 2011

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Pretty Girl Smell

The smell produced by pretty girls. Pretty Girl Smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. It attracts with the musk of fertility and the smell of sweet food, leading its victims to believe that the pretty girl would be a) a desirable sexual partner and b) delicious, if worse came to worse.

Entirely heterosexual female: "Oo, Scheherazade, you smell different today, is that pomegranate perfume?"
(Enter PRETTY GIRL having bathed in lard soap)
Male population of the earth: **trembles, melts worships**
Entirely heterosexual female: **becomes misnomer**

Scheherazade: Confound you Pretty Girl Smell!

by Scheherazade June 23, 2009

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