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Perfect Em

Throwing up in a pub due to drinking too much, but having the presence of mind/attentive buddies available to get the entire event into the confines of a single pint glass.

If there is any spillage this may only be reffered to as 'Emming'.

If more than one glass is used without spillage this constitutes a 'possible em' and has never been witnessed in the history of emming.
Emma: "Bleeeurgh"

Andy: "Holy crap, I think she just did a perfect em"
Ross: "Nah, there's some on her hand, she's only emmed"

Emma: "I think I might go home. Come Ross!"
by Plungeman April 25, 2011
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Perfecterest

adj., n. pur-fikt-urh-ist
1.
More perfect than perfection.
2.
Entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings: a perfect apple; the perfect crime.
3.
When trying to impress someone better than yourself, an English major for example, by writing a snarkalicious email and nothing witty enough comes to mind say, "you're pretty much the most perfecterest." Boom, instantly you will be teleported into their bedroom (clothes optional).
"Brosef, at da disco I was on the mobile version of the app... hollaing at the most PERFECTEREST beezy ever. yadadamean?"
by Paulthe July 15, 2011
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Perfect

Having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.
"what do you think of Lauren?"
"well she's really cute and cool. and personally, i think she's perfect."
by loic-666 August 24, 2011
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Perfect

Everyone is perfect no matter what you think you are perfect
You are Perfect, no example needed
by Swagdaddynippleman October 18, 2014
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Perfect

You are beautiful and perfect in every way.
You are perfect in every way, who says you're not perfect?
by Samantha Farew January 8, 2015
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Perfect

the closest thing to perfection on the planet
Beth is perfect
by Mbvcnhfdjytfhgcgjfdytfng March 11, 2015
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perfect potato

a peice of weed that is in one peice, not multiple nugs. it is a perfect potato.
oh look! I got a perfect potato! it's so airy and raw and only cost 15 dollars$$$$
by weedluvr421 August 12, 2016
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