penis

a baby maker

person 1:what’s a penis
person 2: oh you use it to make babies

by goatpenis69 January 13, 2019

Penis

Example cock
1. A straight mans best bud.
2. A gay mans dinner.
3. A fat girls dream.
4. Your lemondame dispenser.
5. The baby batter factory.
6. What made every man, and women on Earth.
7. Cousin, and mentor of the testicles.

Sarah: Ladies first, sir!
Dan: Excuse me miss bitch, this and several other penises made you.

by MasterQueef01 November 10, 2012

penis

What men play with or insert into women's cunts. Also used to have a piss. They come in all shapes and sizes.

"Dave fucked Samantha with his huge Penis and cummed all over her tits"

by Dave the Samantha fucker June 28, 2006

penis

a hot dog wrapped in elbow skin

Girl: I finally figured out what a penis is!

Chick: It's about damn time...

Girl: Yeah! It's a hot-dog wrapped in elbow skin!!

Chick: *gag*

by MissEsquire January 31, 2010

Penis

A tool used to make the women receive your seed. Is usually used to dispose of two different liquids. Usually urine or a white substance....maybe i'm giving out too much info. If you're a male and you're looking for the definition of "penis" you must be a schmale.

JC- "I have been a proud owner of a penis for over 13 years." :D

by Jonathan Cervantes December 28, 2005

no penis

Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.

Dude, Jared is such a no penis.

Hey Jared, no penis for you!

by Bryan February 10, 2005

penie

A male who lacks self-respect and the ability to say 'no' to others. One who looks or acts meek and submissive.

You're such a penie, John; you do everything I say.

Look at you; you're such a little penie.

by Sabine D August 13, 2007