Peeshee

Short for ‘piece of shit’.

“Honestly, Paul is such a Peeshee” or “Jake is being very Peeshee today”

by Slunkus June 20, 2023

Superior pedestrian

A person who can navigate sidewalks, crosswalks and other public areas with an ease, grace and agility that render them more efficient than other pedestrians.

Someone who applies logic and foresight when partaking in public area travelling on foot.

No one knows how to walk on a sidewalk in San Francisco. The city has a very low Superior pedestrian population.

"-Wow, you really worked your way through that crowd, you must be quite the superior pedestrian."

by snc January 1, 2013

roo panes

An English singer/songwriter. A pretty cool guy. Loves to wear jumpers, hats and either brown shoes or like hiking boots. Lives an hour or two out of London. Loves the outdoors.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that new Roo Panes song?
Person 2: Who is that - the guy with the brown shoes?
Person 1: Yeah, thats the one. Cool guy.

by ithinkurprettycool May 8, 2018

Chenis peese

The build up of a cheese like substance on the penis but a more classy way to say it.

"Luke had a hard day at work, hes all sweaty... you can smell the chenis peese on him!"

by Peese September 11, 2019

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Law

Refers to the infuriatingly-common "lousy timing" occurrence of your seldom encountering the usually-hoped-for opportunities/pleasantries (i.e., neighbors relaxing on their front porches/lawns whom you can shoot the breeze with on your way by, pretty girls to hold hands with and "chat up for a few", sizable numbers of discarded returnable containers, etc.) whenever you're out for a stroll or otherwise leisurely traipsing around your local area on foot, yet when you either hitch a ride with someone or are "a man on a mission" in your own vehicle and thus you can't "acceptably" stop to avail yourself of any of these assorted "sidewalk delights", the roadsides you travel along will either be "chock-full of friendlies" or "Bottle/Can City", and so you'll be mentally "climbin' da walls" at having to agonizingly pass on by all of those much-desired goodies.

It was foggy and chilly when I started out walking around town to complete my weekly errands-list, and so there was hardly another soul outdoors, but then sometime later when I was riding back again with a neighbor who'd offered me a lift home, the weather turned clear and balmy again, and there were lots of smiley-faced sundress-clad cuties strolling the walks all over town! Guess it was Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Law at work!

by QuacksO July 21, 2018

CPS (Curved Peeshie Syndrome)

When a mans shlong is curved in any direction.

Yeah i was with that guy last night and I was shocked to see a curved peen. I thought all of them were straight! That’s when i realized he suffers from CPS (Curved peeshie syndrome).

by Danifatash August 15, 2020