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Peanut butter puppy

A canine companion solely dedicated to licking peanut butter off of your genitals.
She was so ugly her only way of getting head was her trusty peanut butter puppy.
by Lilniggaboi October 14, 2019
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Peanut Butter Jelly Popsicle

A noun or sometimes action that refers to fucking a girl in the ass so hard that when you pull your dick out it is covered in shit and blood making it look very similar to peanut butter and jelly. The girl the precedes to suck the shit and blood covered dick like a popsicle.
Dude I totally gave my girl that good Peanut Butter Jelly Popsicle last night!
by Bussy Benis December 27, 2019
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Peanut Butter Spoon

A dull weapon snuck into prison while hidden in ones ass..
Whatcha go there buddy? “

Peanut Butter Spoon.”
(Stabs)
by JackFromKansasCity September 18, 2020
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Peanut Butter Cunt

My tinder hookup came over and even though I power bottomed, he absolutely ruined my moist tight peanut butter cunt.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
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Peanut Butter Princess

The act of spreading peanut on one’s vagina and training their dog to lick it off.
Everyone thought Janice was very sweet and attractive until word got out that during a slumber party she got out the Skippy, called her dog and claimed her title of Peanut Butter Princess.
by The Hero7 November 6, 2021
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peanut butter and joe

When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.
I love to peanut butter and joe when I make sandwiches
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peanut butter on your umbrella

a way to ask your partner (usually homosexual relationships) to get into bed
her; hey honey do you want me to peanut butter your umbrella?
her partner; what does that mean?
her; ‘peanut butter on your umbrella’ means to get into bed ;D.
by lol.urmom October 18, 2022
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