Parkers are chill dudes, love to keep up with sports, are really athletic, and are awesome boyfriends! Parkers will make you laugh forever and ever! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. But, when he does, it works out well for both people! The girl will receive one cool boyfriend! Parkers will deal with any problems, and will fix any mistakes. Parkers may come with a few flaws but if you let them know, they will fix it. But above all, Parker's care a lot about their friends and will always look out for them. Ladies, if you meet a parker, don't let him go! He will stick around for a while, and will be worth every second of your time! You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! Parkers will always have a big dream in mind, and will always try and get there. He always gets annoyed when someone says something bad about themselves, it's in a Parker's nature to be real friendly and supportive! When a girl dates a parker, he will be there every small stop on the way! He's a once-in-a-lifetime guy! Never let one go! To all the hot ladies out there, hit up a parkers phone right now!
by Dat_one_cool_kid March 9, 2018
Get the Parker mug.Parkers are sweet, funny, gentle, yet manly, and very polite. These boys are the type of boys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying or angry. They are very funny, always reciting the hilarious movie/show lines or just a story or joke. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. There amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes mesmerize you into a soothing, happy feeling. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her even in front of their/his/her friends. Parkers will always treat you important and nicely. They even laugh at jokes that arent funny just for the person to feel better. They are also very witty and smart.
Parkers know when they can act immature and when to fool around with his boys. They are perfect and well mannered in front of ladies and in front of his guys he lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy playing "Call of Duty" and soccer, with some football on the side. These men are great at dancing and can control their partners into a suave form.
They care about the way they look always dressing sexy and delicious in sweaters jeans Active wear and of course, ADIDADS!
Parkers arent ones to fall into temptation though. They know how to say no and stick to it. Once a decision is made in his mind, it is set in stone. They also take in past experiences and learn from them.
Parkers are all around great people, boyfriends, and/or friends.
Parkers know when they can act immature and when to fool around with his boys. They are perfect and well mannered in front of ladies and in front of his guys he lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy playing "Call of Duty" and soccer, with some football on the side. These men are great at dancing and can control their partners into a suave form.
They care about the way they look always dressing sexy and delicious in sweaters jeans Active wear and of course, ADIDADS!
Parkers arent ones to fall into temptation though. They know how to say no and stick to it. Once a decision is made in his mind, it is set in stone. They also take in past experiences and learn from them.
Parkers are all around great people, boyfriends, and/or friends.
friend: "aww girl your boyfriend is so proud of you. He is such a Parker!"
me:"i know... he is a keeper:)"
me:"i know... he is a keeper:)"
by HPgeek November 1, 2009
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Get the Charlie Parker mug.An extremely talented band,
Keith Emerson is a God on the keyboard, piano,and synthesizer. He even plays two at the same time at live performances and in songs like Trilogy.
Greg Lake uses bass and is amazing in creating good synchronizations and bass-lines. Also his voice is very clear and can change pitch very smoothly.
Carl Palmer can create complicated drum beats and keep them in rhythm.
The band is very talented yet not many people know about them today, probably because they didn't have guitar (they were amazing without it) so stupid preps weren't all over them and screaming about them.
They are Gods so I recommend listening to Knife-Edge cause if you're the average person you will like it.
Keith Emerson is a God on the keyboard, piano,and synthesizer. He even plays two at the same time at live performances and in songs like Trilogy.
Greg Lake uses bass and is amazing in creating good synchronizations and bass-lines. Also his voice is very clear and can change pitch very smoothly.
Carl Palmer can create complicated drum beats and keep them in rhythm.
The band is very talented yet not many people know about them today, probably because they didn't have guitar (they were amazing without it) so stupid preps weren't all over them and screaming about them.
They are Gods so I recommend listening to Knife-Edge cause if you're the average person you will like it.
prep: This is Emerson, Lake & Palmer? Their guitar sounds weird.
ELP fan: That's synthesizer not guitar.
prep: It doesn't sound like the background music of rap songs.
ELP fan: Yeah, the person playing the synthesizer has talent. And the singer can pronounce Cadillac right.
ELP fan: That's synthesizer not guitar.
prep: It doesn't sound like the background music of rap songs.
ELP fan: Yeah, the person playing the synthesizer has talent. And the singer can pronounce Cadillac right.
by joe725 May 2, 2007
Get the Emerson, Lake & Palmer mug.A recreational drug user whose primary drug category of choice is pharmaceuticals, either over-the-counter or prescription.
Due to vastly different methods of use and perspective on life, the pharmer and the illegal drug user oftentimes don't get along very well. Pharmers rarely trust the purity of street drugs, and illegal users often scoff at the notion that a legal (especially OTC) drug could have equivalent effects to an illegal one.
The benefits of pharming are the guarantee of purity of drugs and the greatly decreased chance of legal ramifications; the drawbacks are the extremely limited supply and high cost of prescription drugs or the incredible dosage required of most OTC drugs to use them recreationally.
Due to vastly different methods of use and perspective on life, the pharmer and the illegal drug user oftentimes don't get along very well. Pharmers rarely trust the purity of street drugs, and illegal users often scoff at the notion that a legal (especially OTC) drug could have equivalent effects to an illegal one.
The benefits of pharming are the guarantee of purity of drugs and the greatly decreased chance of legal ramifications; the drawbacks are the extremely limited supply and high cost of prescription drugs or the incredible dosage required of most OTC drugs to use them recreationally.
"Does anyone here have any spare xanax? Howabout Vicodin?"
"Dude, I didn't know you were a pharmer!"
"Dude, I didn't know you were a pharmer!"
by Corwin Black September 1, 2008
Get the Pharmer mug.Origin: Derived from Cincinnati Bengals Quarterback Carson Palmer's performance during the 2010-2011 NFL season.
1) (a person or behavior) full confusion and bewilderment
2) Failing at the worst possible time.
3) Failing spectacularly at the end.
4) Rapid regression.
5) (a person or thing) with all the tools to succeed, but continually falls short time and time again.
1) (a person or behavior) full confusion and bewilderment
2) Failing at the worst possible time.
3) Failing spectacularly at the end.
4) Rapid regression.
5) (a person or thing) with all the tools to succeed, but continually falls short time and time again.
Bill: Wow, Tom just did it AGAIN -- He's been talking to that girl all night, but just as she was about to give him her number, he spilled his beer all over her boobs. She looks stunned and is walking away -- I think Tom's crying.
Harry: Yes, it's pathetic. Palmeresque, even.
Harry: Yes, it's pathetic. Palmeresque, even.
by sb7 December 8, 2010
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