Dolly Parton wine

"Full-bodied at the front, but bad in taste!"

Dolly Parton wines are dime-a-dozen, and just like the cheesbutt 'cuntry' singer... they are signs of nouveau-riche blandoise.

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

parsonified

To be objectified or to be married.

"You shall quickly be parsonified." Gilbert and Sullivan, The Pirates of Penzance.

by snoopyisawesome December 19, 2011

Parco

a guy whos rude and basically doesnt have parents. He doesnt go to school, and he's not even 18 yet. He spends his day drinking and smoking by himself. His aim in life is to screw girls, use them and screw them over to make them sad.

Moe: Is that a parco?
Hy: A parco yuck there so sad!

by bonogotabono March 11, 2020

January 6 Pardon

The right-wing fringe theory that the sooner the Insurrectionist-in-Chief is reinstated as president, who lost a “stolen” 2020 election, the better it will be for the hundreds of presently imprisoned or GPS-tracked-and-monitored “American Patriots,” who have faith that a presidential pardon would exonerate them from their violent attack on the Capitol.

Which is more likely: a January 6 pardon, or the names of the 45th US President and his morally bankrupt GOP lawmakers-supporters in the Book of Life?

by MathPlus July 9, 2021

Parson Brown

MAC MILLER

we keep pushing your buttons (prod. Parson Brown)

by SapientBlazer April 20, 2021

parsonsed

The act of giving a baskest of fruit to nuns.

-What's up woth Sister Mary Joseph? She seems pretty happy today.
-Oh, she was parsonsed this morning

by NotJon April 23, 2005

parsonsed

when you give a girl such a severe humping her knees buckle and her leg bones crack from sheer orgasmic vibration

what did you last night tina?
i got parsonsed by sean, thats why my legs are in a cast and a blood vessel popped in my eye SAAAAAWWWWEEEET

by bjorn July 1, 2005