Jill Palmer

Jill

Female name given to any hand used for masturbation.

Look at ur left palm or the right (top side of hand tho, not palm).. see the thumb & fore finger make J other 4 make I- L- L!! Therefore, her name is Jil Palmer & ur right can be Patty Palmer or Harry Palmer if ur a beast!! 😂

The best hand job i ever got was from Jill Palmer!!

I used “Jill” to rub one off earlier!!
Jill Palmer & I rubbed one out earlier!! (<ladies I didn’t forget about ya)

Who needs a relationship when ya have Jill Palmer??

by Jenniswan Louise October 12, 2019

Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 23, 2017

Shaun palmer

An absolute hero.

Shaun palmer is my hero, I’d love to be even nearly as cool as him

by He’s the man April 7, 2022

Face-Palmer

A nickname held by a former Formula 1 driver, Jolyon Palmer, due to his disastrous racing performance. Often paired with "Jolyoff" derived from his name.

Poor weekend for Hamilton. And as for Jolyon Face-Palmer! Oh dear.

by m4ti140 December 15, 2017

brown palmer

Opening your hand and spreading your fingers whilst anal fisting.

Watch-out for that one... He's a Brown Palmer, and I'm still sore.

by owainthepoen April 28, 2014

Nick Palmer

A Nick Palmer is a drink consisting of lemonade and icy tea.

I slurped up that Nick Palmer like it was a bleeding wound.

by Nick Palmer February 28, 2019

Charlie Palmer

pretty bad sexer has 2-3 inch cock

This is a term for someone who puts tuna, tomato and cheese sandwiches up thier dick hole and also has a tight anus that gets pounded every thursday night and is a faggot nigger

youre such a fucking charlie palmer

by eatvatpussy445 August 29, 2019