A person who does parkour so much that parkour becomes the object of their adoration, and when they end up falling asleep, parkour is all they can think of, and dream about, as well as talk about in their everyday life.
Person 1: Dude, you're such a parkour slave.
Person 2: You're just jealous because you can't do a lazy vault.
Person 1: :(. You didn't have to bring that up.
Person 2: Noob.
Person 2: You're just jealous because you can't do a lazy vault.
Person 1: :(. You didn't have to bring that up.
Person 2: Noob.
by PK 4 Me December 2, 2011
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The majority of Millennials and Gen Z have mastered the art of app parkour.
The majority of Millennials and Gen Z have mastered the art of app parkour.
David Attenborough (narrator): In his natural habitat, the wild Gen Z is now engaging in his usual ritualistic behaviour that ecologists have now termed " app parkour ". Ecologists are still trying to find out the main reason behind this odd behavioural trait, and whether there is any evolutionary benefit to this adaption as opposed to checking one's smartphone only when necessary.
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i wonder if that guys dick is sore from that hard core parkour
i wonder if that guys dick is sore from that hard core parkour
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In parkour, instead of sitting down you can do a back flip hip turn and then sit down. Parkour is just another things emos do to attention seek. Next time you're in town, look for the retard climbing a bin.
You'll think this is shit, but think about this question.
Do you really want a fat emo running and doing backflips on your car bonnet?
In parkour, instead of sitting down you can do a back flip hip turn and then sit down. Parkour is just another things emos do to attention seek. Next time you're in town, look for the retard climbing a bin.
You'll think this is shit, but think about this question.
Do you really want a fat emo running and doing backflips on your car bonnet?
by Floorbuster February 7, 2007
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