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Pakistani Patdown

When an Indian "off duty, plainclothes police officer" thoroughly examines a small defenseless woman for weapons, explosives and narcotics inside of Bradford public transport.
Bhupinder : Ma'm, please calm down, this is standard procedure. In article 13.50, they refer to it as a "Pakistani Patdown".
by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021
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Pakistani Military

India's nightmare

In 1965, the Pakistani military so its biggest battle yet. The Pakistani military wasn't all to prepared for the attack, thus allowing the Indians to get close to Lahore and taking land. It also allowed the Indians to gain some victories over Pakistan and inflict casualties. But like Russia, Pakistan needed time. This was proven at chawinda. Both armies were fully prepared but Pakistan crushed the Indian army. The brave Pakistani army, consisting of 30-50k soldiers and 130-150 tanks went up against 50-100k Indian soldiers and 220 Indian tanks. What would be known as the 2nd largest tank battle after kursk, would also be known as the graveyard of Indian tanks.

Casualties of that battle were 44 Pakistani tanks destroyed, whilst 120-140 Indian tanks destroyed. This allowed Pakistan to advance into India. Pakistan also so victory on land against India inflicting heavy casualties. Such as the battle of Lahore. The Indian army was not able to get past the defences at Lahore. Their attempts to break through were crushed as the PAF showed its true power, bombing the Indian army to Heck. The Paf had gained air superiorty on the 1st day of this war. At the end the Paf lost 17-20 jets, whilst India lost 79-120 jets.

Despite there achievements this war was a stalemate.

Pakistans military is powerful. But India lies a lot about the wars. Don't believe them
Pakistan is a simple country. You don't mess with us, we ain't gonna mess with you. Bit if you mess with the innocent Muslim of kashmir, or any other Muslim nation, then you should expect the Pakistani military and the Pakistani air force to come knocking at your door.
by Oofal December 23, 2018
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Pakistance

A stance, viewpoint, or perspective relating to the country of Pakistan. A Pakistance can convey an individual's standpoint on social, political, economic situations relative to another country, region or culture.

Can also be used with another country than ends in -stan... Kazakhstance, Uzbekistance, Turkmenistance.
Person 1: I am taking a tough Pakistance on this matter. These are the problems that tear families apart and lead to civil war.

Person 2: Whats wrong?

Person 1: My paratha has not been buttered.
by thecatburglar September 20, 2011
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Pakistani punch

When, just because someone has a foreign accent, one assumes that person is knowledgeable in a particular topic or field.
"That tech was truly an idiot and I clearly fell for the old Pakistani punch."
by ImDaDrumma October 8, 2017
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Pakistani Reservoir

when someone urinates in the tub while still in it
Mark was still so drunk this morning, he made a Pakistani reservoir in our bathroom.
by Special name April 4, 2021
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Pakistani cricket team

A team who'll give you regular mini heart attacks during matches
Yay! the Pakistani cricket team finally defeated India and saved us from death
by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021
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pakistani washed

just like whitewashed but instead ur pakistaniwashed
my family is pakistani washed tho we ain’t pakistani lol
by moonieismycat January 9, 2022
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