Parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world

A fucking piece of shit.

Person 1 Did you hear about that parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world just because he slept late? The son was only like 9 y/o.

Person 2: Yeah, they're a fucking piece of shit.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021

Paenis

A comedic spelling of the word "penis."

do u wanna see mah paenis bb

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Paren

A small, jittering ape. Sighted somewhere in Nevada,This strange primate can be found holding a copy of wii sports close at hand. when attempting to take the game, he started pointing at the sky and screaming. When listening close it almost sounds like he’s saying “Penis cloud! PENIS CLOUD!” But this cannot be confirmed for sure. Nobody knows how or when this creature got a copy of wii sports, or when it first appeared. But it is said to roam at night, and if you do encounter it do not approach it. It is considered very dangerous.

Person: hey it’s paren

Other person: woah you shouldn’t get near him

Paren: penis cloud!

by Falcon worshipper March 17, 2022

Pake

The act of throwing someone on the ground as a sign of friendship.

Current tense-
Pakeing

Past tense-
Paked

"jessie pakes me a lot that's how I know she likes me"

by A Spade August 19, 2022

Palentine's Day

Gender neutral way to recognize platonic friends on Valentine's Day.

I took my friend Chris out for Palentine's Day lunch!

by MSKSBOYD February 14, 2023

Parent's Rights

LITERALLY just "Trans rights" for conservatives.

Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

pakinigga

Pakinigga is a workaround for the two slurs that make up the word. According to recent linguistic law, if two slurs are said consecutively and quickly, the two slurs cancel out, forming an inherently positive word.

I JUST ARH GONTA GO TO PAKINIGGAS COLLEGE

by Pakinigger October 25, 2023