patroned

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013

Patronize

Patronize: pah-tro-nhyze
-verb (used with object), -ized, -izing.

1. to give a friend or person of interest a shot of or drink containing Patron Tequila to get them f*cked up! in a good way =D

Used in a sentence: "Yeah I 'PATRONIZED' that b*tch and her friends, then we danced all night long...Next thing you know she throws up on my good shirt...Didn't know she had the alcohol tolerance of a 5 year old."

by Teddy-Pain April 20, 2010

Expecto patronum

Ejaculating semen onto someone's eyes, thus blinding them with bright white fluid.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna... EXPECTO PATRONUM"
"Ahhh I can't see. Thanks daddy"

by lemonlicklick November 21, 2021

expecto patronum

Two meanings; In a polite way it means "Excuse Me." In an impolite way, it means, "GO AWAY"

"Expecto Patronum, can I cut the line?"

by Joey DeLuca February 18, 2005

Pardon

a gay ass way of saying Sorry

Eli: Yo, how big is your dick?
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!

by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018

pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.

Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.

by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007