not my proudest fap

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.

I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.

by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

proudment

A moment which you are truely proud of

"Hey bruzzy cuzzy,
It was such a proudment to win the best dressed pirate award at the pub."
Said Sally

by Sally can't dance May 5, 2017

prodroming

An early symptom that a disease is developing. Particularly used to describe young people who are withdrawing socially, experienceing developmental disturbances, such as lags in motor and speech/language development, experiencing problems paying attention,impaired memory and reasoning, speech impairments, inappropriate, or flattened, expression of emotion, poor social skills, and depressed mood. Such children may laugh at a sad event, make poor eye contact, and show little body language or facial expression. A bizarre presentation thought to possibly be linked to mental illness.
Also used to describe a woman's presentation immediately before labor starts. Experiencing braxon hicks contractions, dilating, etc.

This patient may be exhibiting early signs of schizophrenia and it should be considered that he/she may be prodroming. OR
She is prodroming and should go into labor soon. She is in prodromal labor.

by Ellen Prasinos, APRN November 22, 2006

prodochondriac

pra-da-kon-dree-ack

Noun- Person who buys anything new on the market or new to themselves. Just like a HYPOCHONDRIAC is ailed with any illness/problems going around.

Word was invented by me due to my wife spending all my dough on any and everything new to market.

"She is such a prodochondriac, i pads, i phones, handbags, shoes any thing new she thinks she'll use!"
or

"you are such a prodochondriac, you need that new tablet bad don't you, wtf happened to pencils and paper and s**t.."

by Mustards12s October 21, 2011

prodastinate

v. to procrastinate by doing productive activities completely unrelated to the task at hand

Before a big test, I typically prodastinate by doing laundry and cleaning my desk.

by Perdiccas October 31, 2012

prodiginous

A common misspelling of prodigious.

Used in "October Sky" to mock Roy Lee's intelligence.

After Homer is invited back to school, Roy Lee exclaims: "Prodiginous."

by Mhiaa July 22, 2013

plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

by hodag1966 January 31, 2014