prostate

1) The male gland situated next to the colon that is responsible for semen production.

2) The Tire Kingdom Southeast Regional Manager who is a completely incompetent boob and has no respect whatsoever for his employees.

1) Excuse me if I'm walking funny today, my girlfriend tickled my prostate last night.

2) Prostate came down from the central office today and tried to throw his weight around, and ended up just leaving a mess behind him.

by TKEmployee January 6, 2007

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

Prostitute

One who recieves money for sex. It is not empowering, it is keeping women exactly where men want you. The saddest line they have is, "Don't do it for free". That line speaks a thousand words. It tells exactly what they think of sex. It is a job, a chore. That it isn't fun, a bonding experience, intiment. That is very sad.

They like many trade get a lingo down, such as; We are not hurting anyone. They hurt plenty of people, thousands per year. Other women, children of that family. The men they see, and themselves. They also hurt the community. They hurt the value so many do not place on what should be the bonding that take place when joining with your love. They help incourage Sex trafficking. They say things like, if you would satisfy your husband/boyfriend.... Thye do this to help make themselves feel better about their empty lives, and not take any resposiblity for the destruction they cause. It is said to be the oldest profession, it isn't, agriculture is. Unfortunitly between prostitutes and the media our daughters are going to grow up, and it has already begun, to think this is all they are worth, what they are here for. Prostution is nothing but darkness

by J Lindsay April 14, 2006

Prostitute Scarecrow

A female ragamuffin whose hair resembles straw in both texture and appearance. The prostitute scarecrow will stand on the side of old country roads and try to entice young farmers with her lumpy hay-filled dungarees and poorly applied makeup.

"Old man Crawford was enticed by the prostitute scarecrows' hay-filled bags"

by PeachPie24 February 5, 2009

prostitute

A female that sells her vagina (and/or ass) so she can get paid and give you STD's like Syphilis, AID's, Herpes etc.

If ur gonna fuck a prostitute at LEAST wrap your tool before banging the bitch.

by James Lowe August 8, 2004

male prostitute

male prostitute, a man who sells his body to other men for financial gain

"who's that at the door, oh thats colin hansel a very famous male prostitute"

by john angello December 20, 2007

treat her like a prostitute

The title of a Slick Rick song, the phrase was coined by Ricky D himself, used to describe the reluctance men should take toward women when getting involved with them. After the popularity of Rick's song with the same title, this phrase became popular.

"Treat her like a prostitute, don't treat the girly well until you're sure it's sweet." -Slick Rick, "Treat Her Like a Prostitute"

by The Boston Rag February 27, 2005