Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.
Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.
by Captain Nadwick October 2, 2006
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Messing around with friends often escalates with some crescendo event that signals the end to the fun. To pretaliate is to abruptly advance the inevitable ensuring that you are never the target. Pretaliatory action must ensure that nobody wants to continue playing.
Messing around with friends often escalates with some crescendo event that signals the end to the fun. To pretaliate is to abruptly advance the inevitable ensuring that you are never the target. Pretaliatory action must ensure that nobody wants to continue playing.
As Ken and Jim where trading stink bombs while watching the game, Larry quietly decided he would pretaliate by taking a dump in the nacho dip.
by Raphael Ricardo January 18, 2008
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Get the preity zinta mug.A girl that is usually between the ages of 12-15, this girl is starting to grow breasts and appealing to guys (or girls...whatever floats her boat). This is when her curves should set in, her hair is set to one color, and she starts to be involved in cliques. She wears makeup to get a guy's attention and is usually too shy to ask a guy out. Between this time period, she may become two-faced, a bitch, an disloyal friend or a liar. This is when people start to judge her and the guys figure out what kind of girl she will be after her adolescent time period.
Guy 1: Did you see Bethany?
Guy 2: Yup, she's finally filling out man!
Guy 1: She was also wearing eyeliner today. Man, she looked H-O-T HOT!
Guy 2: She looks at you a lot, but she always blushes when you say hey to her.
Guy 1: I know, right? You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: She's finally a preteen girl.
Guy 2: Yup, she's finally filling out man!
Guy 1: She was also wearing eyeliner today. Man, she looked H-O-T HOT!
Guy 2: She looks at you a lot, but she always blushes when you say hey to her.
Guy 1: I know, right? You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: She's finally a preteen girl.
by vern the fern December 27, 2010
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Yeah he's got his Jaguar and his 90k a year job handed down from his papa. He's only 24. That's just pure pret, man.
by Jon C May 4, 2004
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