miss-present

miss-present (verb/adjective)
/ˈmɪsˌprɛzənt/
Describes a person who is absent from a place or event where they were expected to be present. Often used to imply the absence was unexpected, unnotified, or inconvenient.

"Three team members were miss-present during the meeting, so we had to reschedule."

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Presentator

A presenter who is also a bit of a potato

The presentation was okay, but the guy delivering it was a bit of a presentator

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presentables

Euphemism for your sexual organs...

"Forty dollars and I'll do it." The lady says.
"Okay, let me see your presentables." The man says.

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Hanging Present

A present of food or drink that will help with a hangover

My boyfriend was amazing today i had a really heavy night last night, now im hanging so badly but he came with a hanging present of a bacon sandwich.

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contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019

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Present

the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.

T:Juan!
J:Present!
wowwwww what a cool present

yeah, "ow ow my hands"

by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022

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