poster's remorse

The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.

"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."

by your mom's anarchy April 6, 2008

ample posterior

Large ass

"Well, that was a clever move that won't come back to bite you in your ample posterior"

by Syljon August 29, 2016

posiedo

An exclamation, much like owned or pwnt in which a person (the "posiedoer") extremely embarrasses another (the "posiedoee"). The posiedoer is not allowed to call a posiedo on himself, and the majority of cases neither is the posieoee.

Meriadoc: "Get in position Balbanes."
Balbanes: "Shut up Meriadouche."
Toga: "Posiedo!"

by r00ts October 13, 2005

postel

The act of an assclown going "postal", behaving in an irrational, erratic and twisted manner. The assclown frequently is dressed like a scary clown and has a fair amount of facial hair, usually a handlebar moustache.

Sarah came home and saw Bling-Bling John boxing the clown and she went postel.

by Homey D Clowne December 22, 2005

postdictable

Obvious in hindsight; predictable after the fact.

It seemed like a good idea at the time but its failure was entirely postdictable.

by Scientivore December 24, 2008

Postexting

Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting

As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"

As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"

As an adverb: "..." not really

by AYL April 1, 2009

poster putty

something that can be used to stick posters on walls.
not to be confused with play-dough.

Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.

THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.

Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.

Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.

by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010