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posh jonathon

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."

"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 5, 2022
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posh cum

The amazing phenomenon where if a male vapes a shit ton of posh before he busts, his cum will taste like vape juice
Omg yesterday I fucked Danny’s dick and his cum tasted like posh cum
by Krezzy August 3, 2022
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posh cum

The amazing phenomenon where if a male vapes a shit ton of posh before he busts, his cum will taste like vape juice
Omg yesterday I fucked Danny’s dick and his cum tasted like posh cum
by Krezzy August 4, 2022
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Posh Graffiti

When you do graffiti the fancy way, eg. Using primer and a top coat varnish for tags.
He's a rich toy, so he does Posh Graffiti.
by saserone September 15, 2022
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Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank
"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"
by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022
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