Dirty poptart

Inserting a poptart between ones buttcheeks to warm up the poptart

I lent my toaster to Steve's dad, so its looks like im having a dirty poptart for breakfast

by godsWork July 15, 2021

Evil Poptart

Me in 7th grade

Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"

by Skibby November 13, 2003

Latino Poptart

the act in which you fuck a girl in the ass, and then shove your shit-covered penis in their vagina.

shit on dick + a girl's pussy= latino poptart

by ETompk September 27, 2009

Rusty Poptart

Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.

Damn, Jake just ate a rusty poptart...

by Tasty_Skittles August 2, 2008

homie g poptart

Slang for friend or homie

"whats up homie g poptart?"

by smothered fries August 4, 2009

Chinging Urban Poptart

When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!

For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =

by Gabirsten March 11, 2008

Sammi Poptart

A super fun chick whose famous in her own little world, who is named after an amazing food.

Sammi Poptart is a cherry flavored item.

by Crazy babe March 19, 2009