pittsburgh hot

An average looking girl who, when in Pittsburgh, is one of the best looking girls in the room.

Even with that wack face, she's Pittsburgh Hot.

by Ron McKeesport September 25, 2005

pittsburgh hottie

a girl who is a mega hottie that likes pittsburgh

i am a pittsburgh hottie.

by vballbaby September 28, 2006

Pittsburgh Steelers

A shitty football team owned by the Rooney Family, synonamous for having ties with the Illuminati. The NFL of course doesn't wanna get in trouble with the Illuminati, and the NFL sees its earning potential significantly increased if the Steelers are doing good. So the NFL instructs referees to make bullshit ridculous calls against teams to give the Steelers an advantage. In addition, they have a fake fanbase constructed of retarded people who are all Steelers fans and Phillies fans. They like to make fun of the Ravens because they are too thug for their pussy ass fans. They also pull out the bullshit "we have 6 rings" thing which they never even seen four of them. They claim that Ravens fans always make excuses, but if the Steelers lose they will imeediately pull out the "Troy wasn't playing" exuse, or "Ben wasn't playing". No you fucking lost because you got beat by a better team. Maybe if Troy wasnt a pussy and Ben wasnt raping women they would be playing.

Person 1: I love the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Phillies
Person 2: I love Pittsburgh and the Yankees

Person 3: You both are fucking retarded you just like the teams that are catored to by the referees, why dont you like the Pirates? Why, because they suck and you're all just a bunch of bandwagon shitheads.

Person 1 and Person 2 at the same time: HEY 6 RINGS MAN! how many rings does your team have? How many hall of famers do you have?

Person 3: One Ring because we were an expansion franchise that's only 15 years old, and we dont have any hall of famers because we still have players from the original team still on the team.

Person 1 and 2: 6 RINGS MAN!!!!

by Someone With A Fucking Brain January 17, 2011

Pittsburgh Java

When an employee drops a turd in another employees thermos. So if you don't like someone and you know where they keep their thermos in between breaks....and you feel a crap coming on...pick up a turd from the toilet and drop it in his thermos for a warm cup of Pittsburgh java.

mmmmm...that Pittsburgh Java is good.

by Dennis the menace II July 15, 2009

pittsburgh shower

A sexual act when one covers themselves in Heinz ketchup.

Have you ever had a girl do a pittsburgh shower for you? Its gross as shit.

by kevin_mouse June 28, 2011

Pittsburgh Picasso

While you are engaged in anal sex, you pull out, then she shits in your hand and you smack her ass and face, leaving a shit-covered, Picasso-like hand print on her face and ass.

Judy pissed me the fuck off, so I gave that skanky bitch a Pittsburgh Picasso!

by CrabPoon January 20, 2009

pittsburgh cinnamon roll

The sexual act of releasing fecal matter into ones hand and then using the other hand rubbing his scrotum until ejaculation, then squirting the love nectar onto the feces. Then, in an act of aggression, he shoves the turd covered in cum into his lovers mouth as she gasps with tasteful enjoyment.

(Girl) " Honey, we are out of pillsbury cinnamon rolls. "

(Guy) " Its alright babe, ive eaten alot tonight, and we havent had sex in a while, so there will be plenty of pittsburgh cinnamon rolls for you tonight. "

by Bill Tremonti April 25, 2011