ratchet pistol

The tool used during a woman’s Pap smear, and the most uncomfortable device in the world.

I had to get a Pap smear today, and the ratchet pistol was cold as hell.

by every good name is taken March 01, 2018

Pleasure Pistol

(Verb) When you form your hand into a pistol shape and use your two fingers (the barrel) to finger someone who you fancy to pleasure. The Pleasure Pistol is not recommended for self defense.

"Don't make me pull out the pleasure pistol!"

by MyNameAdumbMaybe November 18, 2020

giz pistol

a derogitory term used to describe someone who is displaying acts of douchery. ; another name for a penis.

Dirk - "Did you see steve acting like he was king shit at pool last night?"

Thad - "Yeah, he scratched on the 8 ball and made a real giz pistol of himself."

by Sammy the heckler April 15, 2007

pistol whip

When a man smacks his penis across a woman’s face

I pistol whipped Jessica so hard last night her dentures came flying out!

by DirtyJulie January 31, 2023

Pudding Pistol

The human anus, in the act of defecation.
The act of taking a shit

After that huge burrito at lunch, I may have to fire the pudding pistol before our 2 o’clock meeting

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

fuck pistol

a cock that unloads like a gun

stick your fuck pistol in my cunt

by lee_dicko August 31, 2006

pistol whip

to slap a girl in the face with the dinkus usually while holding it at the base with the left hand after recieving or having been refused oral sex.

"I pistol whipped the whore after she refused to give me head!"

by Sam January 28, 2004