Alaskan Pipeline

Grab a love glove and drop a deuce into it. Now take the shit-filled prophylactic and put it in the freezer; preferably away from anything resembling a frozen treat. Once your poop-sicle is rock hard, the party begins. Bend your girl over and start screwing. Once you have a good rhythm going, ram that fecal dildo in her ass. You may or may not want to warn her. Lube is advised.

Before Ted violated is girlfriend with an Alaskan Pipeline, he yelled, "Big load of crude coming in!"

by shadow_javelin February 19, 2011

pimpalation

defined as being the sum of a pimps social capital, life relvelations, learnied wisdom, soft spoken persuation, and the pimp dialect or the metaphorical language pimps spit.

"The stock market has always been 100% when it comes to pussy,The worlds oldest profession,Yah it's still alive,
No matter what the consequences,A trick 'gun still buy it,
No matter how sick they make it,A hard stick gunna still wanna play it.......Yah, daddy fucked it up,Rollin' dice with the boys,Yah niggas pay for pussy,Whether it's at the tity bar,Or outta the car,Yah niggas pay for pussy".....(thats pimpalation)

- snoop dogg's "pay for pussy" track

by "Witty" Howard November 2, 2009

Minnesota Pipeline

When 3 heterosexual males are in tight single file line in order to keep warmth.

Me and some buddies did a Minnesota pipeline to keep warm during the winter seasons.

by ClarkinSC March 30, 2011

SOPA/PIPA

the most pathetic excuse for corporations and politicians to further fill there pockets with money and steal more from the poor and give to the rich.

did you here sopa/pipa was killed last night...good riddance

by FUCK SOPA February 3, 2012

Hawaii pipeline

When a girl puts icy hot on her vagina without telling the guy and his penis becomes very hot.

Oh Sally this feels so goooood " what the he**" what did you do it feels like a damn Hawaii pipeline?. Sorry I forgot to tell you I put icy hot on.

by 1101 pit bull August 28, 2015

Alaska Pipeline

Freezing a condom and shitting in it and using it to fuck someone in the ass

Did you bang her?
No, she only wanted a alaska pipeline.

by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

pimpalimp

a very good object or attractie person

damn shortys pimpalimp

by 0ei0-420-59043209-=23.pizofds/c.vom September 21, 2003