Fema-hydroxo-peroxy-mamma-magna-phobia

Fear of bottle blondes with large breasts.

I'm housebound with Fema-hydroxo-peroxy-mamma-magna-phobia and fear to go outside in case I run into one of them.

by Dannysierra38 July 10, 2010

fat phobe

A term that allows fat people to avoid accepting that they are fucking gross and it is their own fault. So, for instance, if you don't like fucking morbidly obese women, you are not a red-blooded American man, you are a "fat phobe".

A: You should try to pick up that girl.
B: I would, but the cankles, spider veins, and pendulous, flopping slabs of blubber don't really spark my desire.
A: Fat phobe!

by Gojogongua August 3, 2007

Fat-a-phobic

A person (typically a male) who adamitely avoids fat chicks who have muffin tops, cottage cheese and fat flaps aka belly rolls, aka belly vaginas, and hot dog packs on their necks.

People who are Fat-a-phobic tend to avoid at all costs fat people, and have a genuine distate for them. They find fat people appauling, disgusting, and generally worth dying quick and painfull deaths.

"no fat chicks for me, im fat-a-phobic."

"He won't fuck me, he's fat-a-phobic." (Hattie)(Generic Mexican)

by Captain Average April 2, 2009

luposlipo phobia

the fear of being chased around a kitchen table, on newly waxed floors by timber wolves

oh your god, i suffer from luposlipo phobia don't make me get chased.... around a kitchen table... etc

by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007

phobia

1.Deep fear of something.
2.Breaking Benjamin's newest, third, and IN MY OPINION, best album.

Phobia kicks alot of ass.

by Adrian August 29, 2006

Femi-phobic

A word used to describe someone afraid of feminists or women in general.

He calls women femi-nazis because he's femi-phobic.

by George the Dude October 12, 2008

Phobophobia

A pathological condition whereby the sufferer fears those who fear pathologically.

Remembering that his friend suffered from an acute case of phobophobia, Timothy abstained from mentioning that hiding in Grandma's trunk made him feel claustrophobic.

by Eric Von Lhomond July 28, 2006