penis

my best friend, pleasurable,long and hard, or short and squishy. the head looks like a mushroom. inserted in the vagina for sexual pleasure.

please insert your penis into my vagina... $25 please.

by rubhaley April 2, 2005

Penis

1. Wang
2. Dong
3. One-Eyed Monster
4. Trouser Trout
5. Trouser Snake
6. Cock
7. Dick
8. Baby Arm
9. Dinky
10. Hand Held Device
11. Anti-Lesbian Device
12. Cherry Popper
13. Wiener
14. Reproducer
15. White Army Base
16. The Banana
17. Cream Filled Twinkie
18. Pickle
19. One-Eyed Purple-headed warrior
20. The Handbrake
21. Crotch Companion
22. Tadpole
23. Larger Clitoris
24. Plain Macaroni
25. Pvt. Johnson

Now think of 25 for Vagina...

by -=.SeNoR.NeUvA.YoRk.=- February 1, 2005

penis

hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with

when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast

by mike June 16, 2004

penis

Not a vagina. Not a vampire. Not a nuclear explosive device.

That is quite a non vagina. >:U ROAR INSERT TEXT HERE

by Sute >:O April 25, 2005

Penis

A woman's favorite toy.

A penis can be a woman's best friend.

by raspberry (lust) muffin December 28, 2005

Peni

Plural for penis; many of the dick.

"Man, last night, I was so drunk I thought I had two peni."

"I drew a bunch of uber peni!"

by Zananananabatman. December 31, 2010

Penis

Used for reproduction and whatever you see fit

Wtf bill you just sat on my penis

by Pee-nis August 19, 2003