Paxon Middle School

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by paxon girls are hot March 15, 2005

Paxtoning

Someone who comes to your home uninvited, only to have them fall asleep randomly during odd times. For example while playing a board game, watching a movie, watching a movie in a movie theater, during a conversation, during a five minute drive to an IHOP, while looking up superdickery, while eating a sandwich, while on the toilet, so much so that you can play ring toss on a cup on his head.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.

Wow my uncle Dick is always coming over, and paxtoning on me.

by Steven Earps April 15, 2007

Paxton

Paxton’s are annoying as shit. They make shitty jokes about mass genoside and give wrong definitions of sex positions. Paxton’s are ugly as fuck and are so fat they can’t see their own dicks. Paxton’s mostly die virgins.

Guy 1: you see my girl talkin to that guy

Guy 2: yeah but don’t worry, it’s just Paxton

by Sexystar93 June 2, 2018

Paxo (Female)

A Girl Who Never Shaves Her Legs. The Case Is So Bad She Sometimes Looks Like A Bush.

Hey, Paxo (Female)! Shave Your Legs!

by Dann111 February 16, 2009

Paxton

A rich spoiled kid with a poddel and a three story house and small balls

" you here about that kid with that poddel and an big house" that's how you define Paxton

by 123456uuuu November 17, 2016

Paxson

A depressed lump of sadness who does nothing but watch anime all day

You are such a paxson

by noobmaster129 December 5, 2021

Paxtonated

Pax·ton·nat·ed
1. when a movie or television show includes or has been permeated by the actor Bill Paxton
2. past participle, past tense of Pax·ton·nate

True Lies was a great film, mostly because it was Paxtonated.

by jephilli6 August 26, 2013