granny panties

idiots like to complain about granny panties, "thongs" are ridculous and stupid. and label them "for old people"

idiot 1: shes hot!
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!

thongs are the new "granny panties"

by hate_society December 28, 2005

panties

something your step bro loves to sniff

hey sis u want me to put those panties in the laundry

by sexy daksh March 12, 2022

Fragile Panties

Whorish, slut-like. A female who sleeps with many guys.

Bro, you can totally have sex with her. She has fragile panties.

by Pator Zune January 20, 2009

Digital Panties

Digital Panties: When you get a phone number from the female sex. It's a metaphor for taking off a girls panties, digitally speaking. ie: its a step towards getting laid.

A: I met this really pretty girl on the subway.
B: Oh yeah?
A: Yeah, I got her Digital Panties.
B: Verrrrrry nice... (Borat voice)

by kikuta December 7, 2009

W.a.s.p. panties

W.A.S.P. stands for "Worn After Sex Panties" Particularly with two females getting both of their p*ssy juices on the panties making them better sexually to smell, and to taste, a woman’s vagina is substantially influenced by her hormones. Orgasm is in fact the result of hormonal stimulation. “As arousal builds and becomes more intense, production of oxytocin causes the nerves in the genitals to fire spontaneously causing orgasms.” Oxytocin is the hormone that’s commonly known as the "Cuddle" or "Love hormone". This hormone is in both male and females and although levels rise substantially in males during orgasm they skyrocket in woman. Essentially masturbation orgasms, even if intense, are quite simply no way comparable to orgasms achieved thorough making love. Hormones, specifically oxytocin, are dramatically different in a woman that’s been made love to rather than one who has been manipulated to orgasm through self stimulation. Oxytocin, is the key to this difference. Google Wasp Panties!

1. After having my worn after sex panties, W.A.S.P. panties may cause you to fall in love with me.

2. You can purchase my wasp panties. There will be no male semen in these worn after sex panties W.A.S.P. panties- just me and my girlfrind's.

by Daisy Mae 123 October 26, 2011

granny panties

Cottan underwear that old people wear.

My grandma has flower granny panties!

by Cassie April 6, 2004

randy panties

1. extremely hot undies usually super scene and colorful

2. hot, skinny emo kid who smokes like a chimney

Person 1: mo said tell randy panties "hey"

Person 2: uhmmm...mo said hey and something about your panties

Randy Panties: mo, suck it and do you have a lighter?

by wafflebrown August 26, 2008