Pansexual 

The odd state of being liberal and having this need to legitimize your sexual proclivities with names like pansexual. Pansexual is the state of mind where you will sleep with a doorknob or a corvette or a Ford Taurus. But they want an aire of respectablity so they name it something that could be a James bond villain .

Goldfinger told his hench man pansexual to throw James bond In a pool sharks.

Pansexual by Badolf Sitler May 30, 2018

Pansexual 

Not the same as bisexual.

A: Oh, Elloit’s pansexual.

B: Ugh, he’s just being a special snowflake. He should just stop making up sexualities. Pansexual and bisexual are literally the same thing.

A: wtf no

Pansexual by melanient December 19, 2018

pansexual 

someone who doesn't mind kissing someone of the same sex but whose main sexual orientation is straight

girl who has a boyfriend is willing to kiss another girl (and does so)therefore she is pansexual

pansexual by MakieAi March 16, 2009

Pansexual 

This term is a sexual orientation. Some individuals who identify as having this sexual orientation may believe that they are gender-blind, while others are more in-tune to gender variety which may include appreciating and enjoying transgender, intersex, and genderqueer individuals as well as the different degrees of masculinities and femininities a person may possess, whether they are cisgender (non-transgender) or transgender. Someone who has this sexual orientation has the potential to be attracted to, date, and fall in love with an individual without gender, sex, gender identity, gender expression, sexual orientation or these varying degrees of femininity and masculinity being a limiting factor. Some individuals take their identity of pansexual further than the romantic and/or sexual attraction that is typically associated with sexual orientation and include race, ethnicity, religion etc. as demographics that will not prevent them from being attracted to, date or fall in love with a particular person.

Person A: Oh my gosh, I don't know if that person is male or female, but they are so fucking hot!

(Heterosexual) Person B: Damn, you are so pansexual! I could NEVER be attracted to someone if I didn't KNOW they were of the opposite sex!

Pansexual by BiChristine September 28, 2011

pansexual 

someone who has sex with dogs or other animals as well as humans.

guy 1: i'm pansexual.
guy 2: oh, so you have sex with things resembling humans like the mythological "Pan" right.
guy 1: ya. pretty much. but i'm not gay.

pansexual by dddrycereal January 3, 2008

pansexual 

P.S. Someone who has sex with dogs. P.P.S. Or Janet Reno. P.P.P.S. Or someone who's had a lot of Jose Cuervo and decides that the chihuahua next door is lookin' mighty good.

The overindulgence of alcoholic beverages that causes someone to stick their hand into a zebra.
Use of machinery to construct robotic dogs that are utilized in sexual play.
Someone who is attracted to oriental people with the name "Pan."
Someone who is attracted to Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
Someone who is bisexual but too much of a hipster to call themselves such.
Someone who is gay and thinks that saying their gay reveals too much so they say they are pansexual when in reality they are just attracted to a person's personality or animals, preferably dogs, or someone who is strongly attracted to pans.

Guy 1: Hey man I thought you were gay!
Guy 2: No man, I'm pansexual.
Guy 1: Well doesn't that just mean that you're too afraid to say you're gay but not too scared to put your hand in a zebra.
Guy 2: Oh ya, that's not gay at all.

pansexual by Amanda & Erika January 5, 2008

Pansexual 

People who are sexually attracted to pans.

Bob: I just fucked a pan
Jane: You must be a pansexual

Pansexual by That One Urban Dictionary Guy July 10, 2015