V.A.P.E

V: Vamp
A: Association
P: Participation
E: Encouragement

1:Are u vamp?
2: Yeah
1:Are u in the V.A.P.E Club?
2:No
1:So u are not Vamp
2: No I am
1:Cleary not
2: YES I AM
1:So u are just a Poser?
2:No
1YES
2:U ARE THE POSER
1: NO I AM IN THE V.A.P.E CLUB
(Starts fighting to see who is the poser)
V.A.P.E Club Leader: ONE WINS ○( ＾皿＾)っ Hehehe… ONE LOSES
1:(HITS 2 AND SCREAMS) POSER ITS TO LATE FOR U NOW!!!!
2:(ON the ground crying) Stop I'm sorry for posing
1:(Helps 2 up and invites him to join the V.A.P.E Club) Join and u wont be a POSER
2:I will
(now they are friends)

by xXx_PUNK_xXx November 6, 2025

#S.H.E.E.P.

Stupid hash-tagging everywhere on everything people.

This term is used to describe and/or mock those annoying people on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and any other online social media or sharing site that allows a person to enter their own idiotic text and then commence to hash tag the shit out of it.

This term is also relates to the fact that aforementioned people usually travel in flocks, much like sheep, clogging up news feeds and websites and leaving behind trails of their shit.

It is to be considered the equivalent of hash-tagging a hash tag.

Stephanie: I am so tired of my feed being clogged up by dumb people and their nonsensical hashtags!

Mel: Oh, you mean the #S.H.E.E.P.?

Christina: OMG, yes!!! I can't stand that!!

Stefanie: Yeah, it's just ignorant. They're all ignorant.

Mel: Yeah I wish someone would steal the hash tag key off of their computers. Stupid #S.H.E.E.P.

by sweet_melissa79 February 3, 2013

T.E.P.M.

NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!

dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"

other dude: "nah, i couldnt"

dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"

other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."

by MCFLY!!!!! April 21, 2009

C O M P R E S S E D

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places

Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D

by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019

O.W.E.P.

One With Exceptional Penis

Yea...He's an O.W.E.P. for sure. Class at 8.

by OWEP! February 15, 2010

P.T.E.D.

Pre-Terd-Emotional-Disorder. A disorder suffered by millions of Americans often triggered by a strong cup of coffee. P.T.E.D. is recognizable by the following symptoms; An anxious feeling mixed with erratic pacing, the inability to hold a thought, profuse sweating accompanied by feelings of prairie doggin' it or turtle head phenomena and increased odor excretion. Those suffering from PTED can find it difficult to function in society and should seek help.

The interview was going great until my P.T.E.D. kicked in.... I couldn't stop squirming... I turned into a stuttering idiot.... I shouldn't of had that burrito and the venti starbucks.

by rokozumi July 17, 2009

F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P.

A song by the progressive rock band The Fall of Troy which is commonly thought to be the acronym for the phrase, "Fuck condoms. Premarital sex is the Shit. Get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant, get 'em pregnant," though the band has explained that the acronym has no particular meaning.

Dude, that song "F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P." by The Fall of Troy is the shit!!

by egyptian princess July 23, 2007