two in the pink and one in the stink

Sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus.

Also known as the Shocker

Dude, I gave her the shocker and she actually liked it!!!

by t0xicity December 21, 2003

Two in the blood one in the mud

When you give a girl the shocker when she's on her period

She wanted me to finger her so I put two in the blood one in the mud

by Bobby Filet April 30, 2014

theres always two ends to one sausage

This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men

God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage

by mr boombastic March 12, 2008

Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.

"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

killing two birds with one stone

To take care of two problems with one action.

"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Two Boobs, One Hole

The belief of the heterosexual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. Simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of breasts and a vagina is more than sufficient for having intercourse. Also known as "I take whatever I can get".

Jim: "Dude, that girl is fugly as hell. I dare you to try and get with her".

Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".

Jim: "You're a freak, man."

by kinkyasianbuttsex June 6, 2009

two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 30, 2006