Whitey Marten

A new breed of pine marten whose main food source consists of squirrels.

Is that a whitey marten? ooo oooo

by Pedroia December 17, 2008

Flipping a Whitey

The sudden and obvious onset of marijuana induced paranoia in a very public setting.

So named for the subject's tendency to adopt all the nervous and fidgety mannerisms of the stereotypical "socially awkward white guy" irrespective of one's actual race.

Dude Jon is totally flipping a whitey in the middle of Tiffany & Co. Get him the fuck out of here before they call SWAT.

by yessum15 December 22, 2013

Whitey

Scottish definition for when you get so, so drunk that you throw up. In portuguese is that famous "PT"

A: Hey Man! What happened to you last night?
B: I got so whiteyed.

by Biabeliz December 6, 2016

Whitey

White people doing white shit

Why these people being so”whitey”

by Bee40 June 23, 2019

Whitey

The dustiest duster that ever dusted.

Did you see that Dustbag? Yeah he was a total Whitey.

by costanza July 25, 2019

Whitey

Drug culture slang used to refer to vomiting.

Friend: Are you alright? I heard those blue teslas made you whitey.

Me: I'm fine, it was tactical.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Whitey

Whitey:
The word is a descriptive generalization of the bizarre and strange and ugly looking male creature from the Homosapien species, it's bread Latin name is ""CRACKERASS'HASNORHYTHMIST'CAN'TJUMPIZOM"" they can be identified by there pale white paste like skin, very sensitive to direct sun light, have been known to turn bright red just before bursting into flames if left in the sun to long... There are some cool white cats out there, but then there are some big white assholes too,

HEY WHITEY I GOT SOME HUMBOLDT COUNTY GREEN BUD, "THE ICKY OF THE STICKY" BUY SOME DAMN BUBONIC CHRONIC OFF ME BEFORE LEAVE YOU OUT IN THE SUN IN WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR DRAWERS AND A FAT SCOOBY IN YOUR MOUTH!!

by Yugo Fukolv January 6, 2020