Stuffing the Pipe

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs over your shoulders and perform anilingus while simultaneously reaching around her leg and fingering her gspot in a downward motion.
I walked in on him and Chris's cousin and he was stuffing the pipe!
by Artemis2 January 22, 2010
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Bell Pipe

An extremely common name/term used in England (London is the capital) for a completely moronic individual who lacks any common sense or initiative and is general considered a waste of oxygen and a drain on earths resources. Originates in the city of Leeds.

Is often shortening to just "pipe" or "pipe end" This type of person can be very selfish and only thinks about his/her self, with a complete disregard for people around them.
I missed my last bus home because some Bell Pipe didn't bother putting his arm out for the bus driver.

Some bell pipe crashed into my car while I was grabbing a coffee and left a note under my windshield that read "I O U one bumper", he didnt bother leaving his insurance details.

Andrew sent his brand new PS4 back to Sony for repair because he said it wouldn't play xbox games, hes such a bell pipe....

Did you hear about the guy that sued GAP because he ironed a shirt whilst still wearing it and got first degree burns? He said that they didnt provide a warning advising not to iron whilst wearing.... what a bell pipe.

The bus driver thought the bus was full and drove past 5 stops of queing people because a group of pipes were stood blocking the isle near the entrance.
by Billy Bifocals August 21, 2014
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pipe her

You know sophie, I'm gonna pipe her down tonight!!!
by bigdaddy4562 January 11, 2017
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Side-Pipe

When an individual of the male persuasion in an institutional circumstance (i.e. work, school, etc.) becomes sexually aroused, due to thoughts of past sexual exploits; the subsequent tightening of the groin area, due to the constriction of pants upon the hardened member, produces a penile-angular shift, which is almost perfectly horizontal in form, and points towards either the left or right. Thus the moniker, Side-Pipe.
Mosieur LePajonais: What, pray tell, is that tubular formation protruding from the side of your pantaloons?

Herr Schmidt: Why, my good man, tis my side-pipe!
by ZIJPIJP June 17, 2010
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lake pipes

Hot rodder slang from the 60's, refers to a set of side pipes fitted to the exhaust of a car. Lake pipes were a very popular aftermarket accessory for alot of early American cars.
She's got a competition clutch with four on the floor, and she purrs like a kitten till the lake pipes roar
by Solidarity? April 9, 2010
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pipe dream

A vain dream that will never happen, given the harsh reality of life.
World peace and human equality are examples of pipe dreams because humans are more naturally inclined to kill off their competition than to cooperate.
by AYB May 21, 2003
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Layin the pipe

Engaging in sexual inercouse. Having Rough sex
"Damn he must be a plummer! Look at the way hes layin the pipe!"
by Disco Thunder Dunk August 22, 2006
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