The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.
Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.
Angela: You should visit the doctor.
by EuroChemist November 1, 2017
Get the pee scale mug.Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.
Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.
by Post Culture July 29, 2020
Get the Whale Scales mug.A system used by men to determine how attractive a woman is and if they would engage in sexual intercourse with the woman. There are three parts to the scale: 0, 1 and Corn.
0= would not have sex
1= would have sex
Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).
The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.
0= would not have sex
1= would have sex
Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).
The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.
Dude, I want to corn that chick so bad.
She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.
Corn city!!!
Use the Corn Scale bro.
She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.
Corn city!!!
Use the Corn Scale bro.
by Mr. Cornster January 12, 2013
Get the corn scale mug.A rating scale for sexual encounters, ranging from negative-infinity to 10, with 10 being the best sex of your life, 0 being the equilibrium where you'd feel the same if you just went home and masturbated, and anything negative is so shameful that masturbating would have been an improvement.
Friend: Yo K, did you hook up with that aweful pancakes girl last night?
K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.
Friend: Why unfortunately?
K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.
Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.
Friend: Why unfortunately?
K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.
Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
by renobtraf October 10, 2013
Get the k-scale mug.by xXASSCLOWN69Xx June 30, 2011
Get the Ripper Scale mug.(A.K.A. Code of Awesome, Code of Bro (not to be confused with Bro Code), Scale of Bro)
The point system used by Bros to define the awesomeness of a Second Bro to a Third Bro who has inquired as to the awesomeness of said Second Bro.
The point system used by Bros to define the awesomeness of a Second Bro to a Third Bro who has inquired as to the awesomeness of said Second Bro.
The Scale of Awesome:
1. "Aight"-said Bro can pass for Bro status, however only when half drunk and/or has just saved another Bro from a Breach of the Bro Code.
2. "Kinda Cool"-Bro is fun to hang out with on some level every other day, and can be considered a wingman on rare occasion.
3. "Cool"-Bro has passed required 3 assists in a fellow Bro's score of the night and can be hung out with for up to 3 days at once.
4. "Pretty Awesome"-Bro has saved a fellow Bro from disaster in the scoring area at least 5 times (although hopefully not the same Bro all five times, as this would result in a loss of that Bro's Bro Card for 48 hours after the saved 5th score); brings beer to parties without being forced.
5. "Really Cool"-Bro will give up a night of football on up to a 50 inch tv to assist another Bro in scoring if said score is a 7 or higher out of 10; can be hung out with for up to 5 days at a time.
6. "Awesome"-Bro will assist in a fellow Bro's score regardless of the rating of said score or what is on TV, (EXCEPTION: Super Bowl on 60 inch or larger television); has some musical talent on a relatively cool instrument (for example, electric or acoustic guitar, bass guitar, drums).
7. "THE MAN"-Bro has never violated the Bro Code; will not hesitate to assist a fellow Bro in scoring no matter what said Bro ranks on this scale; can entertain a large bar full of unruly drunks with musical ability; can be hung out with for months at a time.
1. "Aight"-said Bro can pass for Bro status, however only when half drunk and/or has just saved another Bro from a Breach of the Bro Code.
2. "Kinda Cool"-Bro is fun to hang out with on some level every other day, and can be considered a wingman on rare occasion.
3. "Cool"-Bro has passed required 3 assists in a fellow Bro's score of the night and can be hung out with for up to 3 days at once.
4. "Pretty Awesome"-Bro has saved a fellow Bro from disaster in the scoring area at least 5 times (although hopefully not the same Bro all five times, as this would result in a loss of that Bro's Bro Card for 48 hours after the saved 5th score); brings beer to parties without being forced.
5. "Really Cool"-Bro will give up a night of football on up to a 50 inch tv to assist another Bro in scoring if said score is a 7 or higher out of 10; can be hung out with for up to 5 days at a time.
6. "Awesome"-Bro will assist in a fellow Bro's score regardless of the rating of said score or what is on TV, (EXCEPTION: Super Bowl on 60 inch or larger television); has some musical talent on a relatively cool instrument (for example, electric or acoustic guitar, bass guitar, drums).
7. "THE MAN"-Bro has never violated the Bro Code; will not hesitate to assist a fellow Bro in scoring no matter what said Bro ranks on this scale; can entertain a large bar full of unruly drunks with musical ability; can be hung out with for months at a time.
by Intrepid1 November 19, 2011
Get the Scale of Awesome mug.Mr fishers replacement.
“One tree can make a thousand matches, but one match can burn a thousand trees.”
“Mr scales, what the fuck?”
“Mr scales, what the fuck?”
by Gladdice October 16, 2019
Get the Mr scales mug.