Idiot ; One who makes a mistake that should have been checked twice; Doing something so stupid, you must be in doe mode! Credit to : Steve Anderson LI, NY
by NBS Team July 25, 2009
SMD Mode
Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.
This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."
This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.
Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.
This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."
This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.
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Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."
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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."
Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."
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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."
by GuyOfLegends December 24, 2012
by Rakujin December 24, 2006
I know we we supposed to go out tonight, but my daughter is on meltdown mode, and I have to stay home.
My son was on meltdown mode yesterday, that's why he didn't turn in his homework.
My son was on meltdown mode yesterday, that's why he didn't turn in his homework.
by Poet in the Corner June 18, 2017
by krackalack June 01, 2009
Being put to extreme shame. When proven wrong, tricked, insulted, or embarrassed. Often times used with the phrase, "Your booty exploded". Also, it's said with a rhythm, as though it were a song.
Guy 1: Dude, did you just get yelled at by that old lady?
Guy 2: Yeah, she started hitting me with her purse, it hurt.
Guy 1: Hahaha. "Moded and corroded, your booty exploded!"
Guy 2: Yeah, she started hitting me with her purse, it hurt.
Guy 1: Hahaha. "Moded and corroded, your booty exploded!"
by M1lk_M4n October 04, 2009
When a male goes to a social gathering (such as a bar or club) and tries to chat up every female at said gathering.
A male in machine mode who gets knocked back by a female, will quickly forget about the female and move on to another female, often the nearest female to the first female and probably the first female's friend.
A male in machine mode who gets knocked back by a female, will quickly forget about the female and move on to another female, often the nearest female to the first female and probably the first female's friend.
Friend 1 @ a club: "Alright mate, where you been for the last hour?"
Friend 2 @ the club: "No time to chat, I'm in machine mode tonight, I've already been knocked back by half the girls here... time to move on to the fat chicks. Later."
Friend 2 @ the club: "No time to chat, I'm in machine mode tonight, I've already been knocked back by half the girls here... time to move on to the fat chicks. Later."
by Lumbu April 29, 2010