if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies
Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.
Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.
Jake: Okay...let's do this.
Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.
Jake: Okay...let's do this.
by echo 9 May 02, 2007
Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".
I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
"You know what, not today turd!"
by That_one_weabo April 18, 2018
A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
by rosenovarocks July 24, 2021
Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
by Toddthe3rd August 03, 2022