oklahoma soaker

When you’re working on an oil rig and you accidentally, or on purpose, pee on your fellow rig hands.

“I was peeing over the edge of the rig and I gave Phillip an Oklahoma Soaker. Bounced right off his hard hat!”

by ClaretyS April 28, 2021

Oklahoma stingray

When the guy misses the pussy and goes in the ass

I Oklahoma stingrayed her last night

by Mitchellkyle June 27, 2019

Oklahoma tingler

The act of tickling the back of ones ballsack with a loofah while ejaculating and washing one's anus

Today while taking a shower Rick gave himself a Oklahoma tingler.

by Oklahoma tingler December 25, 2022

oklahoma slammer

a fancy cocktail containing gatorade and liquor that can only be used in classy situations

“Hey Mitch come over so we can slam a couple of Oklahoma slammers by the pool”

by jmp definition June 6, 2022

oklahoma jitters

When you drink too much coffee, and it makes you uncomfortable inside and out

Man, I shouldn't have had that fourth cup of coffee, it gave me the Oklahoma Jitters!

by SharkSausage August 3, 2020

Oklahoma Velcro

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together

Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

oklahoma sober

Beer/Weed only

“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”

“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”

by Astrovan Jesus September 9, 2020