octopussarian

An octopussarian is an elderly male in his eighties who constantly keeps thinking of sex. If capable a man with this condition would desire to have physical sex as well. It is sometimes referred to as octopussarianism.

My grandad has been warned several times in the nursing home to stop pestering some of the elderly ladies for sex. it would appear that he's turned into an octopussarian.

by pipesucker May 23, 2018

octopus to the face

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.

Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.

by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018

Octopus nipples

The non-existent nipples of an octopus

I ate octopus nipples

by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021

octopus game

Game about octopus where people losr or win
winner get money loser get die by octopus.

i watch octopus game for 10 days straight
i play the game of octopus
i won octopus game and get big prize

by bug man bug man cool bug man November 2, 2021

Octasusite

A amazing funny pretty girls gemstone name

Omg Octasusite is so pretty and spiritual

by Prettygirl04 March 29, 2022

Octopus Knight

A situation in Chess when a knight can move in all 8 spaces

ne3 octopus knight lol

by Zingle Zimbabwean January 7, 2023

Golden octopus

When 8 guys stand around a chick and slap there tentacle ( penis) on her face while urinating. Then inks ( ejaculate) in her eyes.

Jenny from the block and the boys had some golden octopus fun last week.

by Reno9119 August 29, 2017