The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.

The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.

by Fasters December 10, 2022

three is a magic number

This is a phrase people would use if they are stalking peppa pig.

What are you doing today?Three is a magic number magic number

by nobody_503 May 10, 2020

National give Ryan your social security number day

The name says it all

It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!

by Ronald Warner October 18, 2020

do a number on

To treat harshly; to damage

I'm not surprised you're tired out; this job can really do a number on you at times.

by hal5664 December 20, 2008

Aldin's Number

When someone pretends to be an intellectual on something they know very little about

Mary: Are you familiar with Aldin's Number?
Steve: I'm vaguely familiar...
Mary: I just made it up.

by M!YA August 20, 2020

nuclear carl

If you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. Here is the proper way to do it:

1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.

I hit that party with a nuclear carl.

by spkinigiff July 24, 2007

Number Five

the cutest time travelling, spatial jumping, 13/58 year old hitman there is. savage, funny, adorable. also dates mannequins.

person 1: number five from umbrella academy? didnt he yeet an eyeball at a walll?
person 2: yes he did beech.

by ExspressoDxpresso April 14, 2019