Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.

It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.

Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER

by crappyoi February 16, 2021

today

broken english

I don't understand you today.

by Krkič January 22, 2020

Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.

Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.

by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022

Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?

Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?

Azrie is a bitch? Today is Hari Raya? So?

by sya1233 April 8, 2025

I SAID WE SAD TODAY!

am meme

trump supporters: BDN SUKS LOKOKLKKLKIOPPOL>O
people with a working brain: um biden is better than-
trump supporters: I SAID WE SAD TODAY!
i said we mad today

by someone else thats not u March 25, 2021

I ma Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>

I ma Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>

I ma Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025