Cold Smoke

The delicious & joyful crystalline cloud of powder snow that bathes you in it's glorious chill when you're carving down a deep virgin run in the alpine splendiforousness.

Charty - Unreal conditions my brothers. The chest deep powder caressed my chiseled torso, streamed over my shoulders, & filled my smiling mouth as I assassinated the virgin fluff.

Jacko - I think I saw Jesus in the cold smoke today.

Gmember - Looked like Chuck Norris to me.

by Tiburonian December 21, 2010

cold joke

In China, a joke that funny by virtue of being not actually funny at all. The name comes from the fact that when one hears a cold joke, he shivers in terror instead of laughing because the joke is so bad. From Mandarin Chinese, "leng xiao hua."

An example of a cold joke: "There was a hide and seek club at my high school. The president still hasn't been found."

by powpow April 20, 2007

cold on the cob

British for an ice pop or popsicle, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.

Marjorie dear, fetch me a cold on the cob from the freezer.

by Ironslide July 8, 2010

cold cocked

The act of being sucker punched by someone.

I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.

by Footfighter22 March 2, 2008

cold one

Another name for vampires(a name given to them because of their unhumanly cold skin)

The cold one sucked the blood of his victim.

by MichaelPietrzykowski December 21, 2008

Cold Mcdonalds

It's an Ice-T slogan....When something is awful, he calls it Cold McDonalds because what's worse than cold mcdonalds?

I was at a party last night, and that party was cold mcdonalds

by ms. o'hara May 27, 2011

luke cold

opposite to luke warm

suck it rory. luke cold is a word

by itsarealwordrory July 18, 2012