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No Nut November

n.
An internet challenge conceived from the depths of the feminasty and incel communities that requires males to abstain from masturbation, sex, or any other activity that is of sexual nature or could result in climax / ejaculation for the entire calendar month of November. It is often abbreviated as 'NNN'.

There are no grace periods or exceptions. Wet dreams ending in climax count as valid ejaculation, and therefore means that the individual has failed the challenge.
The challenge often results in temporary but persistent physical and emotional discomfort. Soreness in both of these areas may persist for a short time after the challenge.

Common groups of people who partake include:
- Single Men
- Gay Men
- Closeted Gay Men
- Beta males
- People who feel the need to "prove" something - whether it be to themselves, or to others (even the abyss for all we know)
- Those who depend on consistent external validation
- People who indulge in materials of the "self-help" or "self-improvement" genres
- The unemployed / No Lifers

s.
1.
Thirty Days of Testicular Torture

2.
Thirty Days of Testosterone Terrorism
Spencer: Hey John, have you noticed Peter lately? Looks like he's in some sort of pain. I hope he's ok.
John: Yeah idk... he's doing No Nut November.
Spencer: *facepalm*

Peter: Hey guys, I failed No Nut November. I lasted thirteen days.
Andrew: Damn, new office record. I only lasted four days cause I had a wet dream about some lady from TV. She's not even hot...
Peter: I'm sorry dude, that sucks. Hopefully next year we'll do better.
Kyle: Man I hope so. I was doing so well, putting mind over matter and everything... then Ashley accidentally put her hand on my thigh a few nights ago and I blew a huge load. Nine days. This shit sucks ass.
All: Stare blankly into abyss

Carol: Look at those losers... doing No Nut November. Do they think this buys them popularity points with them or something?
Sheila: LOL I have no idea. I'm kind of indifferent to it. If they want to torture themselves I'm just gonna let them do their thing.
Brittney: MMMmmmmm I don't know guys... I kind of get turned on by the idea of those balls being all swollen and inflamed. I just want to bite them and smack them while the screams and cries echo around.
Sheila: ......*long pause*........ Brittney... GTFOH with that third wave x BDSM bullshit. Not all of us hate men just cause they exist you know.
by diabetesspicelatte November 12, 2021
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No nut November

No but November other wise know as the (hell month) by most boys is when you are not allowed to nut for the entire month of you “fail”
Sheldon:did you fail no nut November already?
Cristian:Yea man sorry I couldn’t halo my self
by SUPERYEETFORNARNIA November 16, 2019
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No nut november

There are two vertions of this challenge. Originaly the individual can have sex with his partner, bur he can't masturbate for the whole month of november.
There a new version who take litteraly the name of the challenge , so you can't "bust-a-nut" (ejaculate) even if you have sex with your partner.

There is untold rule in the original version: "if you fail the no-nut, pegging it's what you got". This rule was ignorate for the too many failing, but tecnicaly it's still valid.
A:"oh man, i failed the no nut november!"
B"now your girlfriend has to fuck your ass, man!"
by URBAN A November 3, 2018
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No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in during the month of November. It entails the participant to not ejaculate or have sex.
Johnny: yo did you fail No Nut November yet?

Chad: yeah bro I busted last week
by phub69 November 20, 2021
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No Nut November

This is one of the challenges ever!!! Seriously, I lost on the first day (❌🧢). But anyways, it's a challenge where every man cannot nut for all of November. And if you lose... nothing will happen. And if you win... still nothing will happen.
Tommy: Hey Nathan, how you doing in No Nut November so far?
Nathan: I lost on day 10, but I think thats good.
Tommy: Fucking loser, I never lose.
Nathan: Well damn, that's mean...
by Gold86star November 19, 2020
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No nut November

Every year the male gender try’s not to nut for a month
Guy: I successfully completed no nut November
by Ian is coll 1284 November 22, 2020
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No Nut November

Only rule is not to nut over the course of November. Wet dreams count. No nutting!
Hey did you hear Trey had a wet dream, hes out of No Nut November
by Supahotfirea November 24, 2019
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