this is no shit

A preface to a statement or story, meaning: What follows is the absolute truth.

"This is no shit," said Bubba, "I killed a 37 point buck last weekend with a bow at 300 yards."

by harry flashman August 7, 2003

shitness

a person or object that is very shitty.

Aw, you shitness!

by ryanle3 November 11, 2009

Shit

Bad, Rancid, & Colorful Body Waste That is Released From Your Anus.

For Example: An AlBasha Sub.

by Ali H.Saad July 24, 2008

shit

microsoft windows, also used to describe any other microsoft product.

microsoft shits in a box and people buy it.

by sia August 25, 2006

Shit Shit

When your friend Joe as a freshman at a senior after prom party shits all over himself and everything.

Joe was referred to as shit shit after the party for the next three years.

by AtGonePostalGk March 18, 2019

shits

Things.

Dseeamn I was eatin these fuckin wings man, and them shits were so good! Steve thinks his shit don't stink.

by steve's mom March 14, 2003

The Shits

1. An adjective meaning awful, horrible, or the worst. The opposite of 'the shits' is 'the shit', used to describe something that rules or is generally really awesome. 'The shits' generally refers to something that sucks to just short of the greatest extent possible.

2. Another word for diarrhea. You get the shits when you eat something that makes your feces take on a primarily liquid form.

"Man, Weenus's breath is the shits. I can't believe I let him hiss right up my nose. It's so disgusting but I just can't stop."

"I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that rat shit. I think I'll have the shits for the rest of my miserable life..."

by American Jesus January 9, 2004