Auto Pilot

When you have regular homework to do and you have no distractions so you can work for hours straight and not even realize how long you've been doing work because your brain is on auto pilot.
"My school is so hard. So much work. But this weekend I was on auto pilot so I finished my work without even thinking about it."
by Ima Goodstudent March 11, 2012
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das auto

A shitty car buit by volkswagon. These cars have electrical issues due to lack of wire length, odd mechanical issues, and expensive original equipment manufactured parts.
Fuck my 1999 volkswagon golf... das auto my ass! it's a piece of unreliable shit.
by oranageHasu December 10, 2012
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auto kakke

The art of self bukakke(except with only one penis)
Rob enjoys doing auto kakke, that sick sick bastard
by Himura February 22, 2004
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Auto-blumpkin

The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce
"Why is Ian taking so long?"

"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"

by automblumpkinitis January 19, 2008
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Auto-Wank

A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
Teenager- Haha, Larry's having an auto-wank in his sleep!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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auto sniper

A contradictory and juvenile nickname given to the German G3 SG-1 sniper rifle. Mostly used in Counter-Strike, in which most players are too ignorant to notice the flaws in their "gamer" terminology. It is hard to imagine where this nickname comes from, as in the the game, the rifle does not have the full-automatic firing capability.
Jeff: W4tch 0ut j00 nubs i'11 k1ck j00r a$$ wif my l337 auto sniper LOL!

Me: Auto sniper? Snipers are people, not guns, you dumbfuck.
by Sgt N00dle January 14, 2007
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Auto Whore

The correct name for auto correct. Because she only works right when you are paying her and she fucks you and its instant regret.
Fuck you auto whore what's not what I typed.

Growls, auto whore you fucked me again.
by CookEZ January 19, 2022
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