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New York Jusssepiiii 

The most light skin prince you will ever meet. He is kind, caring, and loving. And though he may ask you now and then to sit on your phone and show him some good titty pics you will never feel bad around him. Without even asking he will show you the beautiful penis that god has given him.
It’s a blessing to meet a New York Jusssepiiii. My boyfriend doesn’t even save my nudes anymore and is never hyping me up. I miss what I once had.
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New York breeze 

When the subway arrives and blows a gust of wind your face.

This can be quite refreshing on a summer day but nasty at the same time because the subway is the home of rats, trash, and disease.
Here comes the Q train. Stand back so you don’t get pushed on the tracks. But stand close enough to get that New York breeze.
New York breeze by Brooklyn Benny November 12, 2022

New York City Syndrome 

The tendency of a New York City resident to only judge other cities by how they compare to New York. By living in the largest grid city in their country, other cities, in comparison, seem small, spread out, slow-paced, too quiet, poorly planned, or just not like cities at all.
Friend: "So how do you like Boston so far?"
NYC Resident: "It's a quaint town, but I'm not a fan, it's just an older, smaller, less-populated NYC."
Friend: "Dude you've been living in Manhattan for five months, you can't have New York City Syndrome already."

Friend: "Look at this instagram video of Shinjuku, Tokyo, the streets look so calm and narrow with little shops and ramen places scattered around. I wanna visit so badly."
NYC Resident: "Aww yeah! It's like a tiny little New York. A cute mini city!"
Friend: "Bro Toyko is the largest city in the world, can you quit it with the condescending NYC Syndrome?"

new york city

A great city in the U.S.A full of different cultures and people and a lot of freaks (you know who you are!!)
New York City- The Irish built it, the Jews own it and the Italians run it!!
new york city by i dunno? March 12, 2005

new york knicks 

Used to be a good basketball team, now, in 2006, they suck eggs.
"Epiphanny Prince, a 17-year-old New York girl, broke the city's high school girls' basketball scoring record when she scored 113 points in a game this week, leading her team to a 137-132 victory. To be fair, they were playing the New York Knicks."

New York douche

A former NYC resident, transplanted to another city who incessantly talks about how things were done in NYC. Additionally they will often wear clothing with some kind of NYC reference while making NYC-centric statements.
"In New York City, people aren't afraid to jam into elevators, unlike here..." (while wearing a t-shirt with a logo from a NYC subway line). New York douche.
New York douche by winterlight September 14, 2009

new york city

the capital of the world
all life revolves around new york city
new york city by nadie May 13, 2005