Neurorectaloptomology

It's when your brain gets crossed with your eyelids and your asshole and have a shitty outlook on life.

Kathy was abused when she was younger and has now become a victim of neurorectaloptomology

by J$$ Money August 11, 2009

neuro-defragmentation

A process that involves the systematic disintegration of the brain, often a consequence of an extremely befuddling statement or assertion, such as an ancient chinese proverb or a sentence in Latin.

Person 1: did I confuse you?
Person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation

Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to classical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation

by SavouryJesus July 22, 2010

neumaning

Staying home from working, often useless.

I will be neumaning today.

by Iamawaysneumaning August 5, 2011

Neurofuckologist

A Neurofuckologist is a person who has a talent for literally fucking with people's minds, as confident and convincing liars, they will wrap their lies in a thick veil of facts that can easily be proven, or appear to be. Their skill of verbal prestidigitation, word tricks and confusion, whilst their talent as a cunning linguist snares the unwary. Neurofuckologists aren't exactly evil, to the given value of evil, because their goal is the delight of wordplay, not of malice. They can't help that you were fooled by them and... the revel in it.

Beware of Steve, for he is a Neurofuckologist and he will play you like a finely tuned violin... he will have you dancing like a puppet before you even know you are snared.

by Vengeful Spirit December 26, 2011

Neuropractic

Neuropractic is a type of alternative medicine which attempts to diagnose and treat patients through manipulation of brainwaves using various computer assisted human/machine interfaces.

Neuropractic is based on cerebral self-regulation and assumes that inefficient brain function tends to interfere with the body's general well-being.

Neuropractic uses the principals of operant conditioning and biofeedback to assist healing.

by Dr Neurohacker February 18, 2014

Neurontraception

A preventative measure meant to be taken before one's mind is thoroughly fucked.

Sarah flipped out after watching the ending to Inception, because she had forgotten to take her neurontraception.

by Absolutely Punderful July 22, 2015

neuter harness

The restraint of one’s manhood.

That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.

by King Smethnic III July 28, 2019