netherlandic

A language that is utter bulls**t

He's speaking bullshit must be netherlandic

by Thingy ma bobber December 22, 2016

Netherlandish

Something spoken in the Netherlands.

(Angry Netherlandish swear words) - Some Netherlandish person

by TheOriginalHussar March 10, 2020

netherlander

A boy who cried dam breaking!

Did you ever hear of a fable about the kid who cried, "The dam is breaking!"? Well he got his finger stuck in the dam and he drowned to death.

"I can't believe you Netherlanders."

by Pak Joong-Pil July 14, 2006

Netcurse

A fake nickname. Stolen from a linux thingy.

Its like haveing "Windows" As your nickname.

by Rexen January 24, 2005

netlurker

A person who's networking skills are so poor, they are unable to even thinly veil their own personal interests that are motivating them to talk to you. Consequently, conversations are dull and awkward, leaving you feeling cheap and used due to its blatant and impersonal nature.

John is such a netlurker; he needs to realise that he's talking to a person, not a company brochure. John, get some people skills.

by MrKoi June 23, 2007

Neturbation

The act of Googling yourself.
Tends to be done by people who want to get a sense of pleasure from knowing there are probably othe net users checking them out somewhere...

Was feeling kinda bored last night, so decided to get some neturbation on. Sadly, Google came up with no results so it was kind of an anti-climax...

by kryyv March 9, 2010

netherlegs

the mid to low calf area on a person's leg

(when someone is wearing non-full length leggings): "aren't your netherlegs gonna be cold?"

by guyswannatouchmychest April 21, 2011