Narcissistic 

Cats and dogs are not narcissistic or vain.

Girl- It's not true that I'm a narcissist is it mommy?
Mother- Well my darling, you're not a cat or a dog so you're not innocent, you're certainly more narcissistic than a cat or a dog.

Narcissistic by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Narcissistic Dick Disorder 

When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...

Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"

Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."

Narcissistic Dick Disorder by MLGPingu September 1, 2015

Narcissistic lasso 

A method used by narcissists to put their victim in a such a state of confusion that the issue or problem that the victim originally brought up is forgotten. Narcissists lasso their victims in by vehemently arguing that they, the narcissist, are the victim in the relationship. Soon the real victim feels inprisoned, helpless and confused about whose view is legitimate.

Rebecca thought that Felix was disrespectful of her until Felix used the narcissistic lasso to make her believe that she was the one who was disrespectful in their relationship.

Narcissistic lasso by Missy Know It All August 28, 2016

narcissistic blackout 

A phase in a young woman's life when she gets so self absorbed that she becomes completely unreachable. All attempts to make contact with this person are in vain, for all approaches are assumed sexual advances and unworthy ones at that.

Has Lindsay answered her phone yet this week? She left her dog's ear medicine in my car and i think it's really important we get it to her .

That dog is as good as dead. Lindsay's been trapped in a narcissistic blackout ever since she decided to become a stripper

narcissistic blackout by jusss August 21, 2017

Narcissistant

Somebody who helps somebody be arrogant. A makeover artist. An ego-stoker.

He loves himself more now. Probably due to his new narcissistant

Narcissistant by Htrain300 July 26, 2018

Narcissisticomonocalkalus

Narcissisticomonocalkalus is a word used for using very long and useless words. Not often used as "Narcissisticomonocalkalusios"

These guys are too narcissisticomonocalkalusios for me dude!

Narcissisticomonocalkalus by Murshiii August 3, 2021

narcissist 

A person who ignores all of their personal flaws and goes around flaunting how perfect they are.

Holly Spragg is a narcissist and must be stopped at all costs.

narcissist by rizzla papers December 8, 2022