Noob

An individual that lacks the ability to demolish fellow players' hopes and dreams of escaping noobhood (noobhood: a phase in one's life in which they're terrible at everything). Noob should only be used when referencing video gameplay. Any other usage will result in placing the verbalizer back into noobhood, thus sending them to noobtown (where all the noobs reside). The majority of noobs refuse to accept the fact that they are noobs. They tend to be within the age range of 9-99. Auto correct will underline the word noob with a red line. It will try to tell you the word doesn't exist. But auto correct is, in fact, extremely wrong, thus making it nooby. When being pronounced, the long sound of the two O's must be elongated. This is done to avoid pronunciation of the word as "newb". Anyone that pronounces "Noob" as "Newb" is automatically dubbed a noob. Noob CANNOT be spelled:
N00b
Noobz
Any violators will be immediately pwned.

"That dude is such a noob. He has a two kill streak in combat training maaaaaaaaaan! He IS the combat training!"
"Noob! Get pwned!"
"Would you like me to pwn you, noob!"
"Noobs, prepared to get pwned!"
"He doesn't even know how to shoot! What a noob!"

by The Ultimate Pwners September 2, 2013

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